Life Yet Untitled

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:45:46 -0500

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

Photo

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:56:19 -0500

allthingseurope: Eilean Donan Castle, Scotland (by...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:47:54 -0500

allthingseurope:

Eilean Donan Castle, Scotland (by ralph.stewart)

Photo

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:08:00 -0500

things-that-surround-us: gryffindor-chick: kikisreposervice: a...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 15:07:51 -0500

things-that-surround-us:

gryffindor-chick:

kikisreposervice:

awesomephilia:

Did he just rewrite history?

he rewrote history

And people say you can’t rewrite history.

I’m done

rillawafers: This is the best video in the history of the...

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:59:39 -0500

rillawafers:

This is the best video in the history of the internet. Beluga whale being serenaded by a mariachi band will change your life.

Photo

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 17:46:14 -0500

Photo

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:19:32 -0500

Photo

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:09:02 -0500

sfmoma: publicartfund: Deliciously...

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:08:16 -0500

The Art Toast Project Presents: Munch

The Art Toast Project Presents: Picasso

The Art Toast Project Presents: Magritte

The Art Toast Project Presents: Matisse

The Art Toast Project Presents: Van Gogh

The Art Toast Project Presents: Rothko

The Art Toast Project Presents: Mondrian

The Art Toast Project Presents: Dali (After)

sfmoma:

publicartfund:

Deliciously lovely.

louisewhitman:

moon83:

“The Art Toast Project Presents:” by Ida Skivenes

Idafrosk.com // Instagram: @Idafrosk

(via: Mashable)

The Magritte! So obvious, and yet my favorite.

Woah, looks like our Rothko toast has some art toast competition! :)

Postal pup for six day delivery!

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 14:24:40 -0500

Postal pup for six day delivery!

Solidarity. Cold!

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 13:33:33 -0500

Solidarity. Cold!

In honor of the new pope… Fish fry tonight. :) baked...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:07:19 -0500

In honor of the new pope… Fish fry tonight. :) baked version of course.

Photo

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:56:07 -0500

Photo

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 20:55:56 -0500

fuckyeahyoga: Relevant.

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 13:07:56 -0500

fuckyeahyoga:

Relevant.

thisbelongsinamuseum: I’ve never been to Ireland, but my friend...

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 13:05:09 -0500

thisbelongsinamuseum:

I’ve never been to Ireland, but my friend visited once during St. Patrick’s Day and to her surprise it was a very quiet day. The only other people celebrating the holiday appeared to be Americans (we’re annoying wherever we go). I should have warned her. When I was living in Manchester and working in Liverpool (both cities have a big Irish population) St. Patrick’s Day could’ve been just any other day. Nobody cares, except Americans who are 0.010% Irish descent. Again…with the Americans. Anyway, like New Year’s Eve, it just seems like an excuse to get drunk. As if people needed a reason to do that. There doesn’t appear to be a St. Patrick’s Day museum, but there is one about leprechauns.

Open since March 2010, the National Leprechaun Museum (or Céad Míle Fáilte if you speak Irish) in Dublin is dedicated to all things Lucky Charms. I’m just kidding of course. Everybody knows leprechauns don’t come from cereal boxes, they’re like totally real. The Irish Times has referred to the museum as the “Louvre of leprechauns”…so there’s that. Visitors follow a guided tour through several rooms where the history of leprechaun folklore is explained. Many pop culture moments are referenced, including Walt Disney’s visit to Ireland which led to his 1959 film Darby O’Gill and the Little People, but not Jennifer Aniston’s star-making turn in the 1993 film Leprechaun. Then the museum turns into a magical place full of optical illusions; unusually large furniture and a wooden replica of the Giant’s Causeway. Another room is covered in umbrellas and falling rain, while the next room contains a rainbow, followed by a room with a crock of gold and a gigantic tree trunk. Other mythical creatures are also included in the tour, like fairies and their dust, but nothing about the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Hanukkah Harry. Oh well.

(Image Source)

Photo

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 13:03:37 -0500

@ibocy

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:33:12 -0500

@ibocy

Photo

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 20:32:16 -0500